Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Crap Inventions #2


The Triumph Solar bra

Following the automatic cat feeder, the Triumph bra company have come up with a solar powered bra. The bra can power an ipod, display text messages ("stop looking at my tits") and has two refillable drinking pouches. The purpose of the pouches is to increase bra size and cut down use of plastic and aluminium drinking containers.

Triumph Japan hopes the bra inspires people to think about global warming, the dwindling supply of fossil fuels, and the future of energy.

I was particularly impressed by Triumph Japan's website promoting the japanese woman when selecting it's models.


3 comments:

Glynn Bird said...

I'm not sure of the wisdom of storing a couple of litres of Pepsi Max in your DD cup. After running for the bus, the pressure build up could cause fizzy mammary explosion of catastrophic proportions.

Polarbear said...

You nearly made Vicky piss herself with that comment.

Glynn said...

If she'd been wearing her Triumph Portaloo 500 pants, it wouldn't have mattered.